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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Joe E. Lewis

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Joe E. Lewis
Age: 69 †
Born: 1902
Born: January 12
Died: 1971
Died: June 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
New York City
New York
Alcohol
Noise
Stand
Take
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Alcoholism
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Bombs

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