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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Joe E. Lewis

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Joe E. Lewis
Age: 69 †
Born: 1902
Born: January 12
Died: 1971
Died: June 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
New York City
New York
Doctors
Pep
Tired
Dieting
Gave
Pills
Told
Tranquility
Happened
Diet
Diets
Doctor
Faster

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