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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

Joe E. Lewis

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Joe E. Lewis
Age: 69 †
Born: 1902
Born: January 12
Died: 1971
Died: June 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
New York City
New York
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Money
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