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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
Joe Bob Briggs
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Joe Bob Briggs
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: January 27
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As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
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The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our idea of ourselves. They uplift the human spirit. That's why horror films never even get nominated.
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