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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

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Jodi Picoult
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: May 19
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Jodi Lynn Picoult
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No matter who you are, there is always some part of you that wishes you were someone else, and when, for a millisecond, you get that wish, it's a miracle.
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On the surface, we're polar opposites. Under the skin, though, we're the same: people think they know what they're getting, and they're always wrong.
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something is always falling apart in me.
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But still, it looked completely natural, as if we had been kissing at the ends of sentences for ages, while the rest of the world was still hung up on punctuation.
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Life was what happened when all the what-ifs didn't.
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do you fix a wheel that isn't broken, or do you wait until the cart collapses?
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When I think about writers who use fiction as social commentary and to raise social awareness but who are also very popular, I think of Dickens.
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I don't believe in writer's block. Most of writer's block is having too much time on your hands. My mantra is that you can always edit a bad page you can't edit a blank page.
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You're unwilling to go out on a limb because it just might break underneath you.
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Even though it hurt, there are kinds of pain you couldn't speak out loud.
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She understood what it was like to stand right in front of people you loved, even though they could not see you.
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This is love, I think. A place where people who have been alone may lock together like hawks and spin in the air, dizzy with surprise at the connection. A place you go willingly, and with wonder
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But that's what love is, isn't it? When it hurts you more to see someone suffer than it does to take the pain away?
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Since I was five, I've known that I was adopted, which is a politically correct term for being clueless about one's own origins.
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What we all want, really, is to be loved. That craving drives our worst behavior.
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