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Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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