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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
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Self-pity shortens your life.
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Can we talk?
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
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The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
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I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
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Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played Here Comes the Bride.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
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The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
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