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I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Proud
Dyke
Dykes
Damn

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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
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I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
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