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I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Damn
Proud
Dyke
Dykes

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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
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Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all grief is a spectator sport for them.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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Self-pity shortens your life.
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