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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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