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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Aging
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You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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