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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Having a baby can be a scream.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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Never floss a stranger.
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My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: Last Girl Before Freeway.
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
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I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
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A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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