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You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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Two is company three is fifty bucks.
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I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
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My daughter refuses to call me mother in public my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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