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I love the way my life has fallen into place.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Way
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Life
Fallen

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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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Having a baby can be a scream.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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I’m never without a bandage.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business - rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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