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I love the way my life has fallen into place.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.
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you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
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Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
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In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected the only surprise is a day that has none.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
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I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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