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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
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