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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Persistence
Endeavor
Perseverance
Human
Everything
Humans
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I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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My daughter refuses to call me mother in public my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
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I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
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Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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