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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Everything
Humans
Every
Persistence
Endeavor
Perseverance

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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
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My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
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