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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a tragedy.
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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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