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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all grief is a spectator sport for them.
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you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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Can we talk?
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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