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Having a baby can be a scream.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Childbirth
Scream
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
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