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my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Baby
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Shirley
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Screamed

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