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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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