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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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