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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Vegetarian
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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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