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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Vegetarian
Common
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Fur

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[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: Run your own race, put on your blinders.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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