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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
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Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
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The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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