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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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I’m never without a bandage.
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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