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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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