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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Worry
Process
Money

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old age' is always ten years more than we are.
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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
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Having a baby can be a scream.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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Want to know why women don't blink during foreplay? Not enough time.
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Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.
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I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
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I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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