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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
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My breasts are so low, now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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