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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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My daughter refuses to call me mother in public my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
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[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: Run your own race, put on your blinders.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
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