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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
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My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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Can we talk?
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Self-pity shortens your life.
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you have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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I love the way my life has fallen into place.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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