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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Better laid than never.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
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Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
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No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
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The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
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Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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Since I met him ten years ago there hasn't been a day that I didn't think of George Burns. And I didn't think of him again today.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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