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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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