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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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Having a baby can be a scream.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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