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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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I am a dyke! And I'm damn proud of it!
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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