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As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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