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As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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if you don't think that all life is improvisation, then you haven't been paying attention. Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
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My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
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my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
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Every television show you go on is a choice.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played Here Comes the Bride.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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