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As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Director
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Television Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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