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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there isn't something wonderful playing. If I'm home in New York at night, I'm either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We're in the theater capital of the world, and if you don't get it, you're an idiot.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
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I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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The thing is, I'm happiest when I'm on stage.
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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