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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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My daughter refuses to call me mother in public my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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I love the way my life has fallen into place.
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