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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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Never floss a stranger.
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
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I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
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