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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
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Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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