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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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You're college graduates now, so use your education. Remember: It's not who you know, it's whom.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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