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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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