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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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I hate reality shows that are not reality.
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my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
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