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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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old age' is always ten years more than we are.
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My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can't you be like your cousin Shelia? Shelia had died at birth.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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