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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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I hate reality shows that are not reality.
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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