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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: Last Girl Before Freeway.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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old age' is always ten years more than we are.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected the only surprise is a day that has none.
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
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