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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.
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The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
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No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
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