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I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: Last Girl Before Freeway.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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Better laid than never.
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