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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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