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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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