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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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I can't like watching Project Runway with Heidi Klum. There's just something wrong about a German woman saying who goes and who stays
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played Here Comes the Bride.
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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: Last Girl Before Freeway.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
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What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Having a baby can be a scream.
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