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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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old age' is always ten years more than we are.
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my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Better laid than never.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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